U.F.B.B.Q . . .

They landed and would have slipped amongst us without notice had it not been for they're size.

First they began to invade our computer screens, and all you had to do was click a button, and before you knew it, one was sitting on your doorstep, disguised as a cardboard box. Curious, these unsuspecting victims would invite them inside their homes, and then into their gardens. Once in, their plans were in to unfold.

It's only in our nature to open a parcel once delivered to see what's inside, and once you took knife to packaging, there was no going back.

They would sit on a garden table in the centre of everything and mesmerise everyone. They're main target seemed to be of the male variety. Spellbound, they would dress in strange attire and stand beside it guardingly. If someone grew too close the danger of being stabbed by a prong was imminent. What exactly came over these men has yet to be answered, but it spread fear in people's hearts.

Panic became widespread. People had no idea what was happening, and it frightened them. In some places they were even seen fleeing from their gardens. This soon died down though, and it was all due to a few brave who learned to try and coincide with these beings.

The truth of the matter was, they were, at the time, very misunderstood. They didn't want to spark fear into our hearts. They only wanted to feed us, and we soon grew to love them. Every summer weekend was spent with them, and not just in the garden. People took them away with their families - camping, to the beach, and even mere days out.

Life became bliss after that, and eventually every household owned their own portable gas bbq.

http://www.cybercheckout.co.uk/p-1337-portable-gas-grill-bbq-barbecue.aspx

Yep, you guessed it. Hot weather is well on it's way again . . .

D. Ilott

Cybercheckout

Gridstop Ltd