A Big Strong Sale! . . .

As soon as you click on to our website it becomes blatantly obvious that we have a sale!!! Sale! Sale! Sale!

The banner says it all really (only, it's not as blurred as the tiny image I've used here) which is good. It's bold, bright, and gives you a clear indication of the sort of items that are available at cut prices. It's right in front of everything and is sure to catch the eye and grab your attention. Even if you're only after a specific item, at least you know, at first glance, that we have a SALE! Then you might start umming and arrrhing, the clogs in the ol' head might start chinking away, and you may just decide to have a nose , see something you surprisingly like, and BUY!

Impulse. There's nothing quite like it!

We owe all this grand work and design to none other than our creative hero, Keiron. He done a wonderful job this morning in creating this banner. It does exactly as it says on the label, so to speak. He is a genius.

However, it was a good job that he finished it this morning. It may have been disastrous if not. He had his hair cut this afternoon you see. . . all those lovely long tresses that he had, that draped down and framed his constantly tired face, and those big bright eyes . . . and I was afraid that it was going to turn out like the story of Samson, the strongest man in the world. The instant his enemy cut off all his hair, his strength diminished, leaving him weak and feeble until it all grew back.

I'm kinda hoping that even though Keiron's hair has all gone, he will still be able to produce quality work at a high standard.

And to give you an idea of Keiron's transformation:


Keiron before . . .
. . . And Keiron after . . .

Looks just like our very own Samson . . .

D. Ilott
Cybercheckout
Gridstop Ltd