Wednesday 26 August 2009

Back by popular demand

Sarah (aka) Posh has still not delivered our eagerly anticipated future new employee, we wait hopefully each day but nature refuses to rush, meanwhile Beci (aka) Becks has her own very major problems (don't we all Becks)?

Posh and Becks are part of our very helpful Customer Services division ably supervised by Marsha and our resident canine friend, loved by all of us and known as Missy.

So what is the all consuming problem bothering Becks? I'll let you into a little secret, when she is not discussing customer requirements on the phone, she spends her time painting and manicuring her finger nails. They really are long and lovely, wait a moment though, the nail on the little finger on her right hand broke recently. Becks was traumatised and when Beck is traumatised we all suffer.

Marsha (mine's a half please) to the rescue, after much discussion it was problem solved and with some reluctance, Becks cut all her finger nails down to one size. Phew!!! Problem sorted now.

In the interim we have been sourcing a fantastic new range of baby travel systems, which will be available before Christmas, oops now I've let the cat out of the bag, Dawn will not be pleased, never mind, cant wait til she is back from hols, our Spiritual Guide Andrew has been filling in for her and was doing a great job until he sent Mrs Campbell a 87 year old widow, some football goal nets instead of an electric blanket. The good news is, as she now has her blanket she can keep warm while diving at the feet of on rushing forwards.

Warm regards
Father

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You have to get your priorities right in life. It's a very traumatic experience when one breaks a nail, especially when they are so long and lovely. I'm just glad Beci was able to overcome her very serious problem and continue with her high level of service.

And who knows, maybe that lovely customer realy wanted goals instead of a blanket. The world is full of surprises...

x x